After killing some snails, the party goes deeper into the cave. Finding a small crevice, they encounter a glowing puddle, that suddenly talks!
This puddle is Riddley, and they love riddles! Riddles were asked and very poorly answered, but everyone had a good time so it was fine.
Further exploration found a room of mushrooms. a mush-room, if you will.
These mushrooms had wacky effects; some people got high, some people got literally high, some people got unconscious, and more.
A third room was explored, and a shrine to Arrenjesus was found! Everyone rolled the dice and got some fun stuff.
There were two tunnels; a tunnel filled with water, and a tunnel filled with couches. The group split and took different tunnels. Some people turned it various fish, some people got new gravity.
Everyone was surprised when the tunnels met up into the same room. Everyone started talking and not looking at thinks, so things slowly approached them while they spoke.
Suddenly those things attacked! People finally looked, observing them as floating orbs with weird eye stalks. A fight!
Two of them exploded into spores and infected a bunch of folks, but those folks later got cured. The third floating thing attacked semi-effectively, and was eventually killed.
More shenanigans, a tree grew out of a pocket, a coin purse floated to the ceiling.
People identified the things, all was well.
Everyone chose to exit via the water tunnel, and are now currently fish.
Two people hung back and didn’t enage in the fight; they’re chilling with Riddley.
Thus was the wacky cave adventure.